Puppy Torture Frees Millions!

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us, it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." [emphasis mine]

-    Marianne Williamson, American Author, Lecturer, And New Age Weirdo (but this is still a really cool quote)

We are all at least vaguely familiar with Martin Seligman’s famous 1965 experiment with the dogs and the learned helplessness thing.

Long story short, he put some doggies in a room and shocked the crap out of em but provided no means of escape.  I’m not sure where PITA was on this one.  Probably annoying a Republican somewhere.

They kept trying to escape, but they eventually learned that it was useless.

After a certain amount of time, Martin "Puppy Punisher" Seligman opened up a door so as to provide a means of escape for the poor pups.

And then he zapped them again.

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None of them tried to escape.  Though the deliverance from their pain was staring them right in the face…they simply did not believe.  They had learned that they were helpless, so they didn’t even try.

Now, the fact that this is analogous to the spiritual, emotional, physical, and financial state of the average human being in this world is fascinating enough in and of itself.  But it’s not nearly as fascinating as this next little known fact about the experiment.

It’s funny because when you read about it it’s almost like an afterthought, when in my opinion it is the most profound aspect of the entire thing.

Listen carefully here.  Those of you who are enlightened will get the profundity of this immediately, and the hairs will stand up on the back of your neck:

With all the poor little helpless puppies huddled in the middle of the room, trembling, trapped, and scared to move, they sent a healthy puppy in through the open door who ran around the other puppies a little (probably trying to play with them and wondering what their problem was) and then ran right back out the open door…

And a couple of the dogs who had previously been conditioned to stay put, followed his lead and ran out right behind him.

Do I even need to say anything more?

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Let’s go back to Marianne’s quote.

 "As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

You need to become whole, and strong, and courageous because other puppies need your strength, pal.  This world is filled with hurting puppies (people) who need hope desperately.  They are dying for something to believe in.  Aching for proof that there is something more than what they have previously experienced.  Yearning for freedom.

Your mere presence in their lives is proof that they can do it too.  NOTHING motivates, teaches, and inspires like a good example.

It’s been said that a good example is the ONLY viable means of teaching.

You have two choices:

1.    Be proof to the world that life does indeed suck as bad as they always feared it does, and therefore be a negative vibration in the sea of humanity.

Or

2.    Be proof that the the world’s wildest dreams are indeed possible, therefore setting the captives free.

There is nothing in between.  You are either impressing people positively or negatively.  You are helping or hurting.  You are going backwards or forwards.  You are going to heaven or you are going to hell.

TAKE YOUR PICK.

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You Were Born To Be Great. So WTF Are You Doing?

You know … you never really know when inspiration
is going to strike.  It just struck me on the toilet at
Starbucks.  No lie.  As I was sitting there meditating
on life (which I pretty much do non-stop), I realized
something very important ….

You were born to be great.

Think about that for a second.  Don’t just be like,
"duh."  I’ll repeat it for you.

You were born to be great.

Everyone was.  You were.  I was.  Your mom was.
Me and your mom were.  Everyone.

The key to you being as great as the king of Saudi
Arabia is this …

Find out who you are.

"A man’s gift makes room for him, and brings him
before great men.

 - Proverbs 18:16

You were brought into this world with special inborn
gifts/talents that God would like for you to discover
and use. 

And he would like for you to do this for several
reasons …

1.  the world needs them
2.  operating within your gifts will bring you joy
3.  it will provide you the passion necessary to bring
you success and thereby provide for your family and
other people
4.  so Lady Ga Ga will stop it

You were born to be great.

If everyone on earth would just do this one thing, we
would be like a bajillion steps closer to utopia if utopia
was even possible (which it’s not unfortunately). 

You discover your gifts by proactively trying different
things and paying attention to the feedback that life
gives you.

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“Unemployment Is Rising … GOOD!”


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Universal Health Care? Why Not!

 

In light of our new awesome government, I felt it best to use this month’s Wisdom Shot to educate you on what you will need to navigate your way in this new "changed" world with the utmost understanding and discernment.  so here ya go…

Pre$ton Ely’s 5 Step Must-Have
Guide To Living In A Socialist Society


1.  Stop working.

There is no point in doing that anymore, thank the Lord!  From now on, 99% of us logically-inclined people can sit back and let the much stupider percentage do all the work, and we’ll all split the income!  Even Steven!  I mean, what’s the use in working if you’re gonna get taxed at the new average rate of 10,000%?  So consider yourself officially retired – Hooray!  I’d throw confetti at your face right now if I was there with you.  Let the good times roll!  Freedom has arrived!  You should get another tv and have 5 more babies.  We’ve got you covered.

2.  Feel free to get sick and injured as much as you want.  Knock yourself out.  Literally!

Prior to our new awesome communist – I mean socialist – society, people had reasonable incentive to stay healthy.  If you didn’t … you would have to pay for medical care.  Well we all know that paying our own personal money to health professionals who give their very lives to serve us is absolutely absurd.  It should be free!  The nerve of those doctors.  Getting paid for saving lives??  Well never fear – help is on the way.  Universal health care will ensure that doctors make no more than car mechanics and suck at healing people totally because only a complete dumb ass would go to school for 8 years to earn minimum wage and have Uncle Sam for a boss.  But that’s ok.  I mean, how much is a human worth really?  We’re just overgrown monkeys, right?  Haha! 

Bad news — >  Universal health care involves the government running the health care industry. 

Let me ask you a personal question … on a pain scale from 1 to 10 … How much do you enjoy sitting at the DMV (a.k.a. "Satan’s Armpit")?  Ok … now multiply that pain by about seventy thousand times or so.  That is your new doctor visit.

But it’s worth it.  It’s FREE!  Like all things should be!  And don’t worry … there will be tv’s there for you to watch.  They will have rabbit ears since the government feels bad for the poor people who can’t afford the digital conversion, but rest assured … they will be there tuned to MSN for your brainwashing enjoyment.

3.  Stop smiling.

This one is really important. 

Have you ever been to the U.K.?  Neither have I.  But I assure you, no one is smiling there.   Not just because of all the bad attitudes either.  They’re not smiling on account of the captives, I mean citizens, pull their own teeth instead of submitting themselves to the far greater torture of the current socialist health care system.  I’m serious.  Google it.

I just googled "Britain" and this came up first …


"God, when I open my eyes … please let me be in America. 
Unless it’s the year 2009.  Then please just stick me back in."

Apparently you automatically get born with a frowny face there because you know what’s coming instinctively.


4.  Stop freely giving to the poor and needy of your own good will.

You’re not free anymore.  So stop doing ANYthing freely really. 

As a matter of fact, if you’re about to do something freely, stop and ask yourself, "has Obama given me strict instructions to do this?" God forbid you try and think without someone’s help.  What are you trying to be a hero or something??  Put the cape away, Superman.  And make sure to pay the new "Cape Tax" too. 

It’s such a pain to try and decide who you should be charitable to on a year to year basis.  Luckily for you, the government is going to do this FOR you!  You no longer have a choice!  Freedom is overrated anyways.  So now, instead of giving to churches, missionaries, and starving kids in Africa, the government will simply steal your money and give it to lazy people!

Are you finally starting to see the beauty in all this? 

And don’t worry, these same beneficiaries have PLENTY of tv’s in their homes.  No need to go above and beyond.  Just let the government handle it.  Clearly they’ve proven they know how to handle money.  

5.  Start wearing camouflage.  

You’re going to be wanting to hide in the bushes once America fully loses her mind and goes social/commie on us.  Because people like my friends and I simply will not be able to tolerate it.  There will be blood.  Yes … there will be blood. 

Make sure your camo matches the bushes.  Don’t be donning Desert Storm-Style gear in a green bush.  We’ll see you.  And slay you.


There are actually 2 more steps. But they will get me physically killed if I say them out loud. 
Hope this helps.  You’ll be needing these sooner than you can imagine.

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